I feel lost in this blog, like a programmer without a PC. I used to be good at creative writing, but that was 10 years ago. I've learnt to speak a different language, computer language. People ask me many times why I am so quiet, and the truth is that I have almost forgotten how to speak human language, but I tell them it is because my goiter scratches the inside of my throat everytime I speak. I am out of practice! But I am resolved to return to my roots, to master the language of my beloved brothers and sisters. I think that the first step could be to reduce the use of the word 'I'. I notice that it's been used in every sentence in this paragraph so far..

Did you have a nice Christmas? What did you do for New Year's?