My girlfriend lives quite close to the road of happiness, the biker's highway to heaven. It's a nice sunny day and the weather couldn't be more perfect as there is a slight chill in the air - and bikes crave that chilliness in the air. Mine will show it's gratitude by providing at least an extra 5 horse power.

Sadly, it's almost a month now, and my bike is still out of action, so the teasing is about to begin as I hear hundreds of bikers finding the most important part of themselves, as they fly along the road of love.

Yamaha's, Suzuki's, Honda's, Kawasaki's, Triumph's, Ducati's, Aprilia's, Agusta's, inline fours and v-twins. For many, you can hear a distinct pattern as the revs go high, telling you the light has turned green, but more importantly, one wheel's enough...